June 2012
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Blogs So Far.......
I know.
Ever since I got back from Mexico this week my blogs have been kind of boring.
I’m just not in the mood.
I just need this weekend to rest and regroup and I’ll bring you all THE HEAT next week!
Until then, follow me on Twitter and Instagram (Whothehelliseden) for funny, rants, and whatever I find interesting…..and YES, I do tweet back to EVERYONE!
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Lies Black Parents Tell You To Scare You
By: Eden Hansom
If You Eat Then Jump In The Pool You’ll Get Cramps
Why? Why will this happen? Let me tell you something, I just got back from Mexico where I KILLED the buffet and hopped in the pool literally 5 minutes later and felt NOTHING.
Shut Up Before They Give You...
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Watch My Buddy's FIRST Special On Comedy Central...
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
North Carolina native (Whoot! Whoot!), sensible yet cutting edge comedian Maronzio Vance is FINALLY GETTING WHAT HE DESERVES!!!!
I’m so excited and proud to see my boy doing his thing and delivering MY TYPE of funny to the masses.
I PROMISE YOU ALL that it will be treat to tune in tonight at 11pm to Comedy Central to...
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I Usually Ignore N*gglet Antics....BUT.....
Really Ochocinco???
You’re just going to tweet a picture of that woman’s birth control to the whole world?
From what I hear, they also have a reality show coming out (sorry to hear that). So is this to get viewers?
I gotta give that Basketball Football Concubine her props though. I thought she would be game to have a child by him so she can have some guaranteed money...
May 2012
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Be Careful What You Do For Your Man
By: Eden Hansom
Having a new love is both exciting and nerve racking at the same time. You want to get to know everything about them and yet, not over do it and have them weary of you. You always want to put your best foot forward, but putting your best foot forward could lead your actions to biting you in the ass in the future.
There’s absolutely nothing wrong with...
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No Church In The Wild....WTF?
By: Eden Hansom
Let me just start off by saying that I was never a big fan of this track anyway. I always press skip.
Secondly, I understand the need for an artist(s) to seek creative outlets but I’m not even going to even pretend like I understand what the fresh f*ck this video is all about. It’s like in the midst of trying to be SO DEEP and convey SOME hidden message in the...
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Sh*t I Hate On Men
*My special buddy Sleezy Dee, HILARIOUS comedian. Check him out on Twitter and Youtube…..also starring in the new B.E.T (You sure you wanna do that homie???) webseries Office .
By: Eden Hansom
Just because I haven’t ranted in awhile, so figured….why not now????
Here’s a list of things I can’t STAND on a man…..
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Lessons For The Ladies #13
By: Eden Hansom
Don’t check his Twitter or Facebook page…..It’ll make you go crazy
If this man never did anything to make you question his sincerity on whether or not he was truly into you, then FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT CHECK HIS SOCIAL NETWORK PLATFORMS.
All you’ll do is read too much into it.
You’ll see some chick (or a couple) who...
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What's Your Crutch?
By: Eden Hansom
A crutch is used as support to help your mobility in life when your body can not take the pressure or pain for a small moment in time.
Initially, a crutch is needed in the beginning, but once we are healed, the long-term usage can present itself to not only be a problem but also harmful to our well being.
Aside from the medically used crutches we use in...
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How Would YOU Like To Be Proposed To?
By: Eden Hansom
I think it was last week when I was my friend’s open mic and saw the cutest thing ever.
There was a guy who went on stage who dedicated a poem he wrote to his lady in the audience.
Even though it was a shizzy delivery….the words were beautiful. I couldn’t help but think that it would be so cute if he dropped down on one knee and proposed. And sure...
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In Case You Didn't Know...I AM On A Radio...
If you LIVE for GOOD Hip Hop and know about producing and the artistry then you NEED to be tuned in EVERY Wednesday night from 8-10pm (Eastern) to the BeatDown Radio show.
It’s DJ J Scrilla, Eletk, Da Urban Turban and myself.
And please believe me……we talk about EVERYTHING. From music to life to personal stories…all why’ll having fun in the studio and...
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Ester Dean - Baby Makin’ Love
I’m...
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N*ggas With Money
This is just one of those posts where I don’t really have to say much………….
Meanwhile…..ya’ll ignorant fools are quick to make this man rich with that CROCK of sh*t they sale in the clubs and liquor stores and he does sh*t like this with YOUR money.
Some of ya’ll deserve to live pay check to pay check.
#isaidit
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If You Ain't Puttin' Out, Don't Accept Destination...
By: Eden Hansom
I have this thing about accepting gifts from people.
Unless we’re actual FRIENDS then I won’t take gifts from you.
If you don’t have a clue what a friend is, then I suggest you go look it up in the dictionary. Mine’s happen to be the one’s who know my family members and are listed as my emergency contacts.
Now, I KNOW some women who LOVE...
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What THE F*ck Is THIS Sh*t???
I know she just had another illegitimate child, but damn!
Girl, could you wear something more flattering?
I’m an advocate for women losing baby weight when it’s convenient for them….but as long as you’re on the ride of being in the public eye…get your self some spanx girl.
And no cut-out, catsuits covered in sequins anymore either!
Her hair...
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Finger Stylin' On You Hoes.......
By: Eden Hansom
Quick update on my hair since I rarely talk about it.
It’s at it’s piece of shit stage where it’s like, “Damned if I do or damned if I don’t.”
Yes it’s growing……Hard to believe too since I dyed it in the back and bleached it in the front but I take VERY good care of my hair.
Anywho, it’s at that bum...
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Things I Do That'll PROBABLY Annoy You
I HAVE to sleep with MY white noise (i.e. a fan or my window open….I can’t deal with another person’s noise…just my own)
It’s got to be cold when I sleep so I can be bundled up in bed. I LOVE to sleep with the covers. Plus, it’s an advantage for a man who looks to cuddle….I hate being touched when I sleep because I get hot quick. If the air is on,...
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So Are These Women YOUR Role Models?
So a lot of black women are up in arms about the cover of VIBE magazine which displays Kandi Burress (Xscape & RHOA), Tamar Braxton (The Braxtons), Evelyn Lozado (Basketball Concubines), and Chrissy Lampkins (Love & Hip Hop) as role models.
Really black women? You’re mad????
Who THE F*CK reads VIBE Magazine anyway???? I’ve...
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Movie Sex???? Have You Gotten Yours?
By: Eden Hansom
If you’ve been living in your adulthood and have yet to have what I like to call ” Movie Sex.” Then you haven’t been living.
For those who don’t know what I’m talking about, let me explain.
Bless your heart.
Movie sex ISN’T getting frisky in the the movie theaters. It’s sex that so inexplicably good that it...
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This Is SO Ratchet.... *NSFW*
Vice magazine recently did an editorial spread entitled, “There WILL Be Blood.”
No, it does not have anything to do with vampires……but I wish it did. You can see after the break BUT I WARN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! These images are definitely not safe for work.
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You Wanna Rock D. Wade's Loafers?
D. Wade LOVES to rock the “hipster” look with an expensive flair…..enter the collaboration deal he did with Del Toro who has designed for the Miami Heat star before.
The two shoes above are Wade’s attempt at designing shoes for the “Easy Breezy Non-Fussy” type of guy who can sail a boat or read a book in the park.
Fellas, would you go out and cop a...
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Privacy Is Precious....Enjoy It For As Long As You...
By: Eden Hansom
The best thing about falling “In Like” or “In Love” for some is the road that it takes to get there. It’s the genuine feeling of a light like no other that keeps two people on their toes. Everything is new.
All you want to do is see that person.
Smell that person.
Just BE with that person.
You may not know each other too well but...
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Sometimes, You Just Gotta Let A B*tch Know She's...
By: Eden Hansom
Nothing is worst than finally realizing that you have a crazy ass friend on your hands. Not only is she crazy, but she’s always been like that. You just happen to be caught up in a situation that sheds light onto her nutball ways.
So what do you do?
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As a friend, you have to let a bitch know that she’s cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
Why?
Because...
Anonymous asked: How do you feel about the term "Bad Bitch"? Do you call yourself one?
jasminesea asked: I loved your post about lip colors and was inspired to go out and find a natural looking shade. My lips are VERY dark and full and it's always been impossible for me to find a neutral shade that I don't feel ridiculous in. I love the color you have on in your main picture on your page. Any suggestions for shades that may work for me?
Anonymous asked: What that thang smell like?
Anonymous asked: You're not Dr. Phil. Be quiet.
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Sean Born - BeatDown Radio Freestyle (prod. by Kev...
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Favorite Buy Of The Week
By: Eden Hansom
I think a few weeks ago I told you all I was on a never ending quest to find some circular looking sunglasses.
WELL I GOT THEM!!!!!
I had to order them online since people around here in the D.M.V. area aren’t too hip to them yet. To my surprise, even though I absolutely adore the style, I order another pair in a different style which is my NUMBER...
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LiL Kim Addresses THE REAL BEEF Toward Nicki Minaj...
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And not a single f*ck was given………
What? You thought I was really going to report anything that she says? Absolutely not. This whole beef has been redundant from the very beginning.
Although I may not be a fan of Nicki Minaj…that young girl doesn’t care about Kim’s ‘ol pork face...
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Men Who Lay It On Too Thick
By: Eden Hansom
BACK THE F*CK UP………..
There’s nothing attractive about a man laying it on heavy. It’s not sexy, it’s very overwhelming, uncomfortable, and quite lame.
You look too damn available and all we’re wondering about you is what do you do in your spare time besides stalk innocent women.
Whoever told you to bring all...
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You're Not Dating, You're Playing Pretend
By: Eden Hansom
I’m going to try and make this short and sweet because I have talked about it before.
THERE’S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN ACTUAL RELATIONSHIP AND “PRETENDING” TO BE IN ONE. Ladies, if you two haven’t properly discussed what you’re positions are, everything you do to and for that man is make believe.
I come from the school of...
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Let's Talk Idris Elba And These "Gay" Rumors Shall...
I don’t know what it is about the black community and homosexuality but they are too ridiculous for me.
Yesterday, there’s been this RUMOR going around that Idris Elba was seen in London leaving a gay nightclub that TMZ has allegedly reported.
I went on TMZ and found NO video, NO pictures, NOTHING. This is why SERIOUS bloggers...
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Season 4 CONFIRMED! The Boondocks Is Coming...
If you’re a fan like me, then you should be really excited that Adult Swim has brought back The Boondocks (Let’s just HOPE & PRAY they drop that bullshit with them OddFuture N*gglets now…..).
It was confirmed on the network’s website on Wednesday with this new graphic above. No word has been said of the premiere but we’re all excited that it’s...
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Donna Summer - Last Dance
I HATE doing these...
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It Was A Somber Yet Joyus Yesterday In D.C.
By: Eden Hansom
As I hopped into my Jeep yesterday I had an inner voice tell me to change my station to regular FM radio. On the first station, Chuck Brown was blaring through my speakers. I thought to myself, “Cool, ol’ Chuck Brown…but BEFORE I settle back on this station, let me see what else is playing.” Station after station after station was playing the...
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This "Using Average Women For High End Fashion"...
Spotted: Who The Hell Is Eden Hansom???
Let’s not throw shade but if you take offense….OH WELL.
Let’s get real here for a second.
I AM NOT a supermodel’s size. I probably will never be that size ever again nor do I care to be. HOWEVER, this argument that all HIGH FASHION Designers should start using average or plus sized...
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Cute D.I.Y. Project
Have you tried the Caviar manicure yet?
Don’t worry, it’s not really caviar. The little microbeads just resemble fish eggs.
It’s a fun little craze that you can either go to the salon to get or do them at the comfort of your own home.
Sephora carries $25 kits but they’ll only last you up to about a week. Think about it, little beads on...
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I May Be Your "Homegirl" But I'm A Woman Too!
By: Eden Hansom
Yesterday, like I said in the post before, I was having dinner with my friend. We’ve been friends since high school and have been apart of each other’s lives for almost 10 years. You would THINK that he would treat me golden but that is not the case. Let me tell you WHAT THIS NEGRO DID YESTERDAY.
He opted to drive and didn’t open up my door for me.
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Outed? By A Magazine...Not Cool.
Yesterday, I was having dinner with a friend of mine when he interrupted our meal to disperse that Raven-Symone was a lesbian.
Now, being a blogger myself, I had ALREADY read this bullsh*t earlier but I like to keep work separate from my personal time. But of course, being a man, he couldn’t help but want to talk about it. As we were discussing her sexual preference (which I...
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Suge Knight Needs To Stop His Bullsh*t
I feel like we keep on entertaining this man for no reason at all except for the fact that he continually gives out empty information on the late great Tupac Shakur.
The latest is a tiff between Knight and the family of the late rapper on the grounds that Suge alleged that Tupac called Dr. Dre a “gay f*ggot” and didn’t want to work with him...
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