February 2012
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Feb 28th
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Ya'll Support Your People TOO Late....
                By: Eden Hansom Last night as I was on Twitter and Facebook I noticed a larger amount of black folks on the sites tweeting about the Oscar’s. Hell, it was more people who tuned in to watch the Academy Awards this year than the year Hustle & Flow was nominated…..remember when “It’s Hard Out Here From A Pimp” written by 3 6 Mafia won???? ...
Feb 27th
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He's Good Now...But May Not Be For Later...
                         By: Eden Hansom Thank you J for this wonderful conversation that we had over the weekend. Ladies, having you ever heard of a relationship of convenience?  It’s basically a relationship in the NOW that may or may not pan out in the future. Do you think you may be in one? Well I had to sit back and see if I had involved myself in one in the past months.  ...
Feb 27th
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Lessons For The Fellas #26
                              By: Eden Hansom                 “Smell like something OTHER than Acqua Di Gio……….”             Yes…………………..I KNOW. “You were THE FIRST one rocking this before everyone else was.” Here’s the thing. If YOU were the first one, then how about the 10 other guys I dated that spit...
Feb 27th
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You Can't Just Spring Homosexuality On Unknowing...
         By: Eden Hansom So I was watching this special on MTV last week that followed some kids coming out to their parents. Even though I was sitting on the edge of my seat just hoping that these kids would be alright….I couldn’t help but think, “Duh, what did you THINK was going to happen?” On one hand, I see that coming out has got to be ONE OF THE MOST HARDEST...
Feb 27th
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Someone Give These Punk @$$ Children A Hug....
              By: Eden Hansom Am I missing something here? Now these kids are posting videos online to get validation from people THEY DON’T EVEN KNOW if they are attractive or not??? This has got to be THE MOST sensitive and ridiculous generation of children I’ve ever witnessed.  Clearly, these parents have let technology parent in their absences and they need to find some way to...
Feb 24th
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Interracial Movies That I JUST LOVED
By: Eden Hansom These are movies that I came up with that I loved because color wasn’t an issue…..it was just about LOVE!  Plus….I can’t lie….I dreamed I was some of the characters….                                                                                      A Bronx Tale                        Italian Boy……Black girl….De...
Feb 24th
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Emeli Sande’ - Next To Me I LOVE that I’ve got my friends into discovering noteworthy artists and putting ME on.  Last night, my homie J sent me the link to Emeli’s website and I INSTANTLY fell in love with her!  Her look. Her voice. Her attitude. She’s everything! Where have I been???? I’m usually up on this too….. The U.K. is EVERYTHING!  And I mean...
Feb 24th
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Any Suggestions For Substituting Soda?
       By: Eden Hansom There is NOTHING better than getting that ice cold soda to quench your thirst after a GOOD meal….or just on a hot summer’s day.  I LOVE me some soda……but I need to kick the habit. I did it once, but after reading this article, it’s about time to kick it for good now.  Causing accelerated aging, caramel cancer, toxins in the cans,...
Feb 24th
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Why Do You NOT Feel Entitled To YOUR Feelings???
                  By: Eden Hansom “I mean….I can’t even be getting mad….he’s not my man anyway, right?” WRONG. I seem to be to be having this conversation with my girlfriends A LOT as of lately. Listening to them vent about how this man is great, they spend all this time with each other, they have an understanding….then “out of the blue”...
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Have FUN This Spring!!!!!
               By: Eden Hansom My favorite seasons are Spring and Fall.  Aside from my allergies kicking up….I can’t wait until Spring is upon us!  I’m counting down the days to wear my bold colors and prints, wedges, and of course….MAKE UP! The hottest thing has been color these past few years but over at Refinery 29, they mentioned something that I’ve been...
Feb 24th
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Will You Be Celebrating "Pretty Brown Girl" Day???
                 With all this colorism at an all time HIGH in my eyes….I think it’s cute that couple Sherri and Corey Crawley created a specific day to celebrate ALL little girls of color.  Starting out as just practicing positive affirmations to their two little girls has now manifested itself into a promising business of merchandise and a growing organization.  Although...
Feb 24th
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himichele asked: honestly, screw you and your assumptions about ALL military men. you don't need to be bitter on other peoples relationships. i will not disagree that most men, not just men in the military, don't know how to keep it in their pants. but i am willing to lay my life on the line when i say that i believe my boyfriend (who is in the marine core) is not and has not ever cheated on me....
Feb 23rd
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How Much Is YOUR P*ssy Worth???
                       By: Eden Hansom I started this Mancation on Sunday and so far things have never been so clear. I mean, I’m having more girlfriend time with the ladies, I’m thinking about my projects more and getting more work done, and I’m just enjoying my time with ME. Everything is going great….and then I get hit with a phone call from one of my girls. I...
Feb 23rd
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Yuna - Live Your Life OMG!!!! How could I EVER forget about this LOVELY woman!!!!! How can I describe her for those who don’t know???? She’s folk-soul if that makes any sense. PUHLEASE tell me you catch the Pharrell Williams beat that he’s giving you all too in this video and song???? Her self-titled debut album will be released April 26th and I for one am SO EXCITED to get...
Feb 23rd
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What Do I THINK About All These White Children...
        By: Eden Hansom Eden A. Hansom gives not 1, 2, or 3 f*cks about it. Just as long as it’s not my little sisters or brothers on Youtube showing their asses, I’m good.  Plus, these children are getting just enough backlash without me adding my two cents in and being apart of the crowd.  Let’s face the facts: Anything that goes viral means ANYBODY and EVERYBODY has seen...
Feb 23rd
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Sadness. School is suppose to be a safe haven for children. People can’t even have peace of mind to feel good enough to leave their children in a classroom.  As of right now, the little 8 year old girl is listed in critical condition but she was talking in the hospital.  What are you doing people? LOCK UP YOUR WEAPONS! Why does a little 8 year old boy have a gun in possession?????
Feb 23rd
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Aww....Your Boyfriend Is In The Military And You...
              By: Eden Hansom He’s cheating on you.  Hate me for being honest but it’s the truth.  Growing up in the military. Dating military. Bartending at the hotel and seeing the military come in after being gone for so long…..if you’re young……..hell, if you’re older, he’s more than likely cheated on you. I’ve seen it with my OWN...
Feb 23rd
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How Are You CONVINCED That You're A "Worthless...
                     Okay…… So due to emotional distress, Pilar “allowed” Deion Sanders and her daughter Deiondra (why black folks….why with these names???) to make HER believe that she was a “worthless golddiggin’ ho” and that no one else would want her.  Since they’ve been “attacking” Pilar for years….she is suing for...
Feb 23rd
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But She Has Blue Hair And A Nose Ring Though.....
      By: Eden Hansom Really though? I can’t lie, I love me some T.I. and Tiny together. I just think that as a couple and as parents, they compliment each other so well. Not focusing on her looks, because that’s less important, he really loves her and she loves him. Now that THAT’S out of the way…..let’s address the episode that happened a few nights...
Feb 23rd
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Anonymous asked: two things her BLUE hair is REAL no EXTENTIONS The only one with that is BAHJA and BREAUNNA -.- So she got the nose piercing she has plenty on her ear and shit. teenagers will be TEENAGERS.
Feb 23rd
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It May Be In POOR Taste...But Damnit I WANTED To...
        Saw It On Who The Hell Is Eden Hansom??? National Enquirer is by far filled with dirt, filth and smut……………. HOWEVER, they produced a picture of what WE ALL wanted to see when we tuned in to Whitney Houston’s Funeral on the Saturday afternoon. I wanted to see the outfit, make up, and the hair.  Be real….that’s one of the purposes of going...
Feb 22nd
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You Want To Know What???
           By: Eden Hansom People don’t understand the concept of leaving the past in the past.  Whatever happened before you met the person you’re talking to now or before you two got serious is NONE of their business from this moment on. And no, you are not obligated to tell them sh*t. The only thing they need to know about your past is if you have been tested and if it came back...
Feb 22nd
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I'm Taking My MANcation
                            By: Eden Hansom Yes. It is official.  I am on a MANCATION.  I figure with all this confusion and complication, it’s time that I take a step back and just enjoy MYSELF for awhile. I would love to tell you all about my love life but it’s so F*CKED UP right now that I can’t even call it. Plus, I know these men folk be reading my sh*t so I don’t...
Feb 22nd
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Lessons For the Fellas #25
                       By: Eden Hansom         “BRUSH YOUR TEETH after you smoke weed and SPRAY yourself……” If smoking weed is a necessity for you……whatever. Do your thing. I just hope it doesn’t consume you. The only issue I have is when you come up in my face talking to me. Weed stinks. Therefore YOUR BREATH smells like shit. Don’t talk to me...
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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You're Better When You're Sober
       By: Eden Hansom A man with excessive drinking. It just ruins everything. They start off so sexy….and then everything that they’re about just goes out the window.  Fellas, there are some things you need to acknowledge when you’re knocking back drinks back to back.  You make the experience LESS pleasurable for US. What does excessive drinking lead to for men?...
Feb 22nd
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SWV - Cosign YES!  FINALLY! They released a video for their debut song in 15 years! I’ve been rockin’ this tune for a while now, waiting for the video and I LOVE!  Granted, it’s definitely not the best video on the block. Truthfully, it’s so-so, but my ladies Coko, Taj, and LeLee will always and forever be my favorite girl group….so I’m biased.  With...
Feb 22nd
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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This skit with Maya Rudolph and Jay Pharoah doing Beyonce’ and Jay Z is just TOO MUCH!            GENIUS!
Feb 20th
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Yes, I Watched Whitney's Funeral....My Thoughts
        By: Eden Hansom As much as I said it was kind of intrusive to be watching someone’s funeral….I SURELY DID TUNE IN AT 11 AM to watch Whitney Houston’s funeral with everyone else! My thoughts? No @$$hole comments from me today. It was beautiful from start to finish. I felt like I was in church while I was sitting there on my couch in my room and they took me there! I...
Feb 20th
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Food For Your Body
         Here are some helpful foods to help you get your body in tip top shape!                                                                               Got Age Lines? Grapes will help repair and prevent fine lines. The vitamin C and antioxidants work as a bodyguard.                                                                              In A Bitchy Mood? Partake in GOOD carbs...
Feb 20th
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How Dare You????
               By: Eden Hansom Yes….this post is about to get REAL superficial and bitchy as you read. So if you get offended….oh well. It’s how I feel.  So let’s try and make this story short and get to the goods. I went out over the weekend and was made the 3rd wheel. As my two other friends were booed the f*ck up, and my DJ buddy was doing his job….DJing, I was...
Feb 20th
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The Dunk Mug
      How about this in your life? The Dunk Mug. This cute little mug will hold your cookies, biscuits, or cracks as you sip your favorite beverage from the mug.  Price: $9.00 *Cute little gift idea.
Feb 20th
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Michelle Duggar Wants To Teach You How To Have A...
       For those who don’t know, Michelle Duggar is the mother in that TLC show “19 Kids and Counting”….who watches the sh*t, I don’t know. Anywho, she’s delving up advice to the women to have a successful marriage. Wanna hear it? Here it goes: “A Husband Needs A Wife Who Accepts Him As A Leader And Believes In His God-Given Responsibilities”: Husbands are...
Feb 20th
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I Couldn't Give A Third Of A F*CK About Rihanna Or...
       Look, if the girl can get over a beat down then more power to her. Forgiveness is a virtue that not many of us possess.  Let them go off and make annoying ass techno/dubstep music together.  People upset over them making music or getting back together is BEYOND me. Billboard staffers Jason Lipshutz and Erika Ramirez thought it was necessary to write the two celebrities an open letter as...
Feb 20th
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Twitter Etiquette
       By: Eden Hansom Every time a social network comes on people tend to lose the good sense that they had before they aquired all of this technology.  No worries. I’m here to remind you.  For those who tweet, especially to me….here’s some things you should follow: Don’t ask me to follow back. I’m not #teamfollowback. If you have nothing interesting to see...
Feb 17th
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Blacks And Gays Don't Need Civil Rights....Says...
                 According to former “Love Connection” host Chuck Woolery who met with fridgy old hag Michele Bachmann to discuss how Prop 8 in California was unconstitutional because the gays don’t need protection from discrimination, he also said this:  ”Majority rules,” he said. “We were born with national rights. We don’t need civil rights. [African-Americans] don’t need...
Feb 17th
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Why Do Women................?
      By: Eden Hansom I LOVE these questions! I was watching the game with my friend Grussle at Buffalo Wild Wings week before last when he asked me a “Why do women…” question. I figured, why not try and do a weekly one of these as well????? Send your questions to ehansom@gmail.com or hit me up on Twitter and Facebook.  Here’s the first question courtesy of Grussle:  ...
Feb 17th
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Lord Bless Their Hearts...Because You Didn't In...
                                                                          Teyana Taylor                Whatever YOU say. I think she looks like a damn Pug in the face.  Sidebar: Sucks to lose your phone only to have naked photos of you leaked all over the internet….DELETE, DELETE, DELETE!                                                                             Teedra Moses I think...
Feb 17th
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Who Wants To Watch A Funeral On TV???
     Well, if you have nothing else to do Saturday, you may tune into MSNBC or CNN or whoever to watch the broadcast of her funeral.  Since last weekend of her untimely death, her name has been dragged, raked, and slandered in the press….all while this woman has yet to be laid to rest. Now, it has been announced that even though she will not have a big stadium wake like Michael Jackson,...
Feb 17th
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Periods Are Serious Business
      By: Eden Hansom Men like to brush off the menstruation as just a time where the couple just can’t have sex….(for those who ACTUALLY wait) but it’s SO MUCH more than that.  For many of us that feel the pain…..and it is pain…..it’s more like a a series of Genzu knives that pierce your lower back at once. It’s like gaining weight all at once and you...
Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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So The Yes Ma'ams FINALLY Release Two Songs
       By: Eden Hansom So these chicks The Yes Ma’ams finally decided to drop two new singles on Valentine’s Day to end all speculation.  What’s the verdict? It’s some bullshit. If it wasn’t I would have posted the song for you all. But you can just click the link below.  The only reason I know about them is because they’ve been floating around Tumblr....
Feb 16th
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We're STILL Debating On Abortion????
               By: Eden Hansom I’ve never had to experience this myself and I’m at the age now where if I WERE to f*ck around and get pregnant…I’d PROBABLY keep it. Unless I was raped….then you could vacuum that sucker on out of me A.S.A.P.  Senator Mike Lee (Utah) introduced legislation that would ban abortions in D.C. for women who’ve been pregnant for more...
Feb 16th
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I CARE About Interracial Relationships....But Then...
                           By: Eden Hansom I seem to always have the same conversation with my mother that ends with her saying, “I just see you ending up with a Jewish man.” Getting to live in all the places that I’ve lived in….it was only inevitable that I ended up dating outside of my race. I wasn’t raised to be closed off to people and I certainly don’t...
Feb 16th
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